besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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