we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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