I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize