So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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