They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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