We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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