If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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