question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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