just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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