I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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