it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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