I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
it's not cheating when I paid for it
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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