i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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