I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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