she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
