You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
she pinky promised me she was 18
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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