Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
