My friends, they love my intelligence
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I deserve this hangover.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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