im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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