I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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