im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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