They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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