she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
All the doctor said was why
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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