Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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