I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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