Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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