He is an equal opportunity slut.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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