i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He? As in you personified your dick?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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