So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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