Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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