I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
The struggles of a small town man whore
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
