I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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