I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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