David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Randomize
