we have officially lost it.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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