How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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