what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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