he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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