Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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