he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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