the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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