So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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