I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Randomize
