Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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