sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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