I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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