Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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