very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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