Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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