how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Randomize
