Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
we're chasing vodka with high fives
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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