like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
We had sex on a dog bed..
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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