She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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