My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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