end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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