im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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