hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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